He was probably forced to by those big shot Cranes!
It was all a matter of fate...
No, I warned that chicken not to cross the road... now it is only in for heartache.
Pierre & Roger: The chicken must be stopped at all costs, it already knows too much.
The chicken... (has flashback)
Oh, Timmy, that chicken has a dangerous past. In fact, blah blah blah secret blah blah blah past blah blah blah
Father Lonigan: That chicken is in jeopardy tonight.
Julian! I thought I told you not to let that chicken out of your sight. So you turn around and let it cross the
road? You're pathetic.
Hank, I'm warning you. Either you eliminate the chicken, or your niece gets it.
No! Chicken, don't cross the road! You'll die!
If that chicken lays one wing on my wife, I will RIP HIS HEART OUT! ...Sorry, sometimes I just lose it.
Hal Freeman: Luis, I want you protecting the chicken. It can't be allowed to just go off and
cross the road whenever it wants to, unsupervised!
I love you, chicken-- I mean, Gwen.
No, no! The forces made it cross! Charity, we have to leave, now!
Yo, does dat chicken know about my past in Harmony?
That chicken could reveal my secret... I can't let him finish crossing the road, or everything that's dear to me
will be lost!
James E. Reilly: No, wait, it can't cross yet! We haven't built up months of dramatic tension
yet! Quick, make it get hit by a car or something.