|May 10th 1999
Okay, Iím done with exams and ready for a whole summer of rotting my brains. I canít use my standard line about nothing happening since the last episode I saw. It actually took me about ten minutes to figure out what was going on this time. Line of the day: "Paranoia runs rampant in this city"- Stefano (of course).
Kate is meeting with Lucasí sleazy lawyer, Gregory.
Kate: I doubt that Lucas will ever see Nicole again.
Gregory: Damn! And she had just stopped using cue cards for the one-word scenes!
Kate: And Lucas is probably passed out in a gutter somewhere.
Lucas: (arriving) Have a little faith in me! Me, who denied for months that I was an alcoholic. Me, who lied to you for years because I was trying to steal my brotherís fiancee. Me, who caused a car accident that nearly killed my son after I kidnapped him and then drove with a suspended license. Me, who never mentioned that I slept with Sami the week Will was conceived. Me, who went along with your lies about Sami killing Franco . . . Iím not helping myself here, am I?
MEANWHILE, Sami is sitting in a prison cell with her hands and feet chained.
Sami: They treat you like youíre already dead in here. They never talk to you, just come in and do your hair and makeup, because thereís no way I did this myself with shackles on my hands.
MEANWHILE, Eric and Austin are getting ready for yet another Will custody suit.
Eric: Whereís Mom?
Austin: Uh . . . oh . . . uh . . . Marlena . . . uh . . . canít . . . uh . . . go. Uh . . . sheís . . . uh . . . really . . . uh . . . sick . . . uh . . . with . . . uh . . . that . . . uh . . . day . . . uh . . . off . . . uh . . . clause . . . uh . . . in . . . uh . . . her . . . uh . . . contract.
(they head to court)
judge: Has your relationship with your wife Carrie changed?
Austin: Uh . . . weíre . . . uh . . . still . . . uh . . . married . . . uh . . . and . . . uh . . . thatís . . . uh . . . all . . . uh . . . that . . . uh . . . matters . . . uh . . . for . . . uh . . . these . . . uh . . . purposes
. . . uh . . . but . . . uh . . . I . . . uh . . . think . . . uh . . . Iíll . . . . uh . . . tell . . . uh . . . you . . . uh . . . we . . . uh . . . broke . . . uh . . . up . . . uh . . . anyway.
MEANWHILE, Carrie is on her way to the courtroom but talking with Roman.
Carrie: Dad, Iíve made a terrible mistake. Read me the riot act. I know my family expected better from me.
Roman: No, we really didnít. We were all pretty disillusioned after your stepmother cheated on me and your grandmother cheated on your grandfather.
MEANWHILE, at the hospital.
Ali: Mother, I know, Iím suing Mike for harassment. How many times do we have to go over this? Itís so annoying when someone obsesses over something and just keeps talking about it. Boy do I love Mike. Maybe I could make him love me.
Lexie: Thanks for the new schedule, Mike. Hey, did Carrie go to medical school while you were gone? You put her in the rotation.
Mike: Donít be silly. Weíve been gone a few days. We both got through medical school in much less time than that.
MEANWHILE, John is with his old pal Stefano.
John: What if Iíve always been Stefanoís pawn? I donít like this version of my past.
Stefano: Wait until we get a new head writer. Your past will change.
John: YOU are the one responsible for this!
Stefano: Paranoia runs rampant in this city. I wonder why. Listen, John, instead of worrying about your past, why donít you take care of Marlena or support Sami?
John: Because that would make too much sense.
Stefano: (to himself) If John keeps forcing these memories, he could DIE. And since when have I wanted John dead?
End of Show
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