August 25, 1998

In the swamp, the Girl is putting liquid on a blinded Bo's eyes.
Bo: My eyes still sting.
Girl: WHOOPS! Did I use the bleach instead of the herb cocktail again?
Bo: This burning must be part of that connection I've only ever felt to Hope and Carly and Billie and Gina.
Girl: I can't let Bo discover my true identity. If he does, he might take me away from this muddy, buggy swamp.
Bo: Take off your mask of mud, since I'm blind anyway.
Girl: If you're blind, how do you know I still have the mud on?

MEANWHILE, Sami has pulled a gun on a snooping Lucas.
Lucas: You've already ruined my life. You knew you slept with me and that Will might be mine.
Sami: What is this? I slept with you and you didn't sleep with me?
Lucas: It worked with the president . . .
Franco: (arriving) Sami, forgeh Lue-cass. Le's moof to Cally-fornia.
Sami: I'd hate to leave my family that isn't speaking to me.

MEANWHILE, Austin is again spying on Franco at the strip club.
Austin: That . . . uhhh . . . stripper . . . uhhh . . . acts . . . uhhh . . . familiar . . . uhhh . . . with . . . uhhh . . . Franco. Strippers . . . uhhh . . . never . . . uhhh . . . act . . . uhhh . . . familiar . . . uhhh . . . with . . . uhhh . . . people . . . uhhh . . . they . . . uhhh . . . don't . . . uhhh . . . know. I . . . uhhh . . . don't . . . uhhh . . . want . . . uhhh . . . Sami's . . . uhhh . . . life . . . uhhh . . . to . . . uhhh . . . be . . . uhhh . . . destroyed. . . . uhhh . . . since . . . uhhh . . . she . . . uhhh . . . never . . . uhhh . . . hurt . . . uhhh . . . anyone.

MEANWHILE, at the hospital.
Carrie: Mike, you're the only objective man I know.
Mike: (gazing into her eyes and remembering their July 4 kiss) I'm very objective.
End of show
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