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Friday, March 16, 2001

Happy day before Saint Patrick's Day! (Hey mtj-- no, I wasn't planning on explaining what speculum is. LOL! No one asked, though. Also LOL at the image of Philip picking up Peter the hitchhiker.) Thank you to Skaldorn and ArizWldCat for Philip's song of the day. (I always liked this one.) Line of the day to Jack: "No one likes a sarcastic princess."

Kate watches as Lucas self-destructs.
Kate: You have to plan for your future.
Lucas: No I don't. I've been fired.
Kate: But don't you want to stay and see Nicole pursue her true calling, on the streets?
Lucas: You'd know all about that calling, wouldn't you?

MEANWHILE, Jack and Jennifer are on the phone.
Jennifer: It's your fault Abby heard me yelling at you even though you aren't here and I am. Now she's not even in the room.
Jack: I'm sure she's eavesdropping. Look at who her parents are.

MEANWHILE, Sami eavesdrops on Austin and Carrie, er, Greta.
Greta: I know the virtual reality wasn't real, but neither are television characters, which is what we are. So let's just do the deed, right here, right now.
Austin: No. I'm too busy catching popcorn in my mouth. I've finally discovered something I'm good at!
Sami:
(sarcastically) Let's save the world and eat popcorn and talk about how real your kisses are. I'll stop them. I'll just go wake up the child whom I've been complaining for years isn't cared for properly and force him to stay awake to lure Austin over here. (does)
Austin, can you help me with Will? He wants a man.
Greta: Someone does.
(stomps out) How dare Sami treat Austin as if he's her boyfriend and not mine?

MEANWHILE, Philip "Peter Tork" Kiriakis and Chloe are in his car.
Philip: My Dad doesn't matter! My family doesn't matter! School doesn't matter! My life doesn't matter! It doesn't matter that you said I raped you! It doesn't matter that my father saw me naked with my girlfriend! Nothing matters but you!
Chloe: Too bad. I don't forgive you. I was embarrassed, Philip! You Dad doesn't think we're mature enough to be having sex. Hey, want to go rub a rat in someone's face?
Philip: Not that I have anything like a problem with this, but why did you tell your mother I raped you?
Chloe: She was freaking out!
Philip: And hearing THAT calmed her down?
(Annoyed, he begins to sing to the tune of "A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You.")

Walk out, Chlo, don't you walk out .
We've got things to say.
Talked out, let's have it talked out .
Why did you cry rape?

Chlo,
I don't want to find
That I'm a little bit wanted
'Cause you a little bit lied.
I said Chlo
You know that it's true
I'm a little bratty, (a little bratty)
But mostly that's you . . . you.

I know . . . I did nothing wrong.
But still I apologize.
Leave Bwady . . . I'm where you belong .
So let's hope the psycho dies.


Chlo,
I don't want to find
That I'm a little bit wanted
'Cause you a little bit lied.
I said Chlo
You know that it's true
I'm a little bratty, (a little bratty)
But mostly that's you . . . you.

Chloe,
I don't want to find
That I'm a little bit wanted
'Cause you a little bit lied.
I said Chlo
You know that it's true
I'm a little bratty (a little bratty)
But mostly that's you . . . you.


I'm a little bratty,
But mostly that's you.
Chlo don't go,
No no no no no,
Chlo don't go,
No no no no no,
Chloe . . .

End of Show

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