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Wednesday, March 14, 2001

John, Marlena, and Belle talk.
John: From now on, I'll tell Bwady to be respectful.
Belle:
(sarcastically) That'll work, Pollyanna.
Marlena:
(gasp) I've finally (gasp) raised a child (gasp) who has a brain (gasp)!
Belle: Dad, what if Bwady won't follow your rules?
John: He can leave.
Belle: You'd make an extremely rich nineteen-year-old who was sent to college but dropped out and refused to get a job and instead spent all his time tormenting his stepmother listen to his father or get his own apartment? How cruel! We'll lose Bwady forever!
Marlena: You say that like it's a bad thing.

MEANWHILE, with the Wesley Family at the hospital:
Chloe: I wasn't raped!!
Nancy: Of course you were. I would know better than you would since you were there and I wasn't. IT WAS RAPE! IT WAS RAPE! CATCH THE BASTARD!
Craig: So, did Chloe's father rape you?
Nancy: IT WAS RAPE! Whatever gave you that idea? IT WAS RAPE!

MEANWHILE, Abe and Fay chat at the Java Café.
Fay: You look just like you did twenty years ago.
Abe: That's because we just shot the flashback scenes last week.

MEANWHILE, Brandon and Lexie chat.
Brandon: Remember how we used to chat all the time back when I was trying to seduce you?
Lexie: Yeah! I'd almost forgotten this plot, seeing as it was dropped like a hot potato. I wonder what happened to my brother-in-law Jonah now that you mention this . . . oh, and stop torturing my husband.
Brandon: That's all you care about. Protecting your husband.
Lexie: Actually, I'm much more into protecting my criminal father than my cop husband.

MEANWHILE, Philip/Peter Tork drives around (to the tune of "I'm a Believer").

Philip: I thought my love for Chloe was a fairy tale
I fell for her just as she fell for me.
Other couples were hate-filled
That's the was it seemed.
But Chloe and I were living out our dreams.

But then she cried rape! Now she's a deceiver.
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
She cried rape, she's a deceiver,
They won't let me see her, though I tried.

I thought love was more or less a hateful thing,
My Mom just didn't care when Dad got shot.
Dad was screwing Nicky.
Families are a pain.
But I was different-- I had Chloe Lane.

But then she cried rape! Now she's a deceiver.
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
She cried rape, she's a deceiver,
They won't let me see her, though I tried
.

End of Show

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