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Wednesday, January 03, 2001

Hi! In honor of the target audience of Days of Our Lives, the synopsis will be written entirely in lyrics to songs by the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, and 98 Degrees until further notice. ("Further notice" will probably come in the next episode. Have you ever run "Backstreet Boys lyrics" through a search engine? Scary.....)

Belle and Shawn-not-Douglas scream upon finding Marlo's body, despite the fact that they saw Gina's body float to the surface of a similar body of water less than a year ago. You'd think they'd get used to it.

Lexie: (arriving)
Oh my God, she's back again.

Got a question for you
Better answer now.
Is she original?

Lexie: No.

Abe: Is she the only one?

Lexie: So far.

Who is she?

I don't care who she is
Where she's from
Or how she died
As long as you love me.

(Belle goes inside to get comfort from Hope and talk about Marlena.)

Belle: Ooh, she's out of my life
She's out of my life
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
I don't know whether to live or die
And it cuts like a knife.

Hope: She showed you
When you were young just how to grow
She showed you
Everything that you should know
She showed you
Just how to walk without her hands
'Cause your Mom always was the perfect fan.

Belle: No, no, no! She's never bonded with my brother Brady and she abused him when we were growing up! Two years ago I was afraid to admit I loved Brady even though two years ago we were played by five and seven year olds who were always seen together playing happily!

Hope: Just for breaking out of the song, I'm throwing you in the river with Marlo.

Oh my God. She killed Belle.

MEANWHILE, Brandon and Sami yell at Angela for giving her father Roberto's tape.

Brandon: Cause you made promises
That you couldn't keep.

Sami: But you're not hurting yourself
You're only hurting me.

Brandon: Why would you say things that
You really didn't mean?

Sami: Oh, how can I make you see
Just what you did to me?

(Angela leaves and Brandon starts leering at Sami.)

Brandon: If you want it to be good, girl
Get yourself a bad boy.
If you want it to be wild.
Gotta know just who to dial, Baby.
That's me.

Sami: I can't let you see
What you mean to me
When my hands are tied
And my heart's not free.
We're not meant to be.

MEANWHILE, in the Garden of Really Bad Special Effects, Austin tells Greta not to yell at the ringmaster:

Greta: Call me a hater, if you want to
But I only hate him 'cause I want you. It makes me ill
To see you give
Love and attention at his will.

End of Show

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