December 30, 1997

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Austin and Kate are at work. (In their place of work, that is. Not actually working.)
Austin: Ever since you gave Sami that job, you . . . ummm . . . (exhales loudly and runs his hand through his hair, making it stick up even more) . . . seem . . . tense. And I know that can't be because you hate Sami and always have. There must be another . . . ummm . . . reason.
Kate: I just want her to spend time with Will. You know how much I approve of her influence.
Austin: You could . . . uhh . . . (purses his lips and moves his hand aimlessly) . . . encourage her to go to college. I wouldn't have this great job if I hadn't-
Kate: You didn't.
Austin: Oh.
Kate: Anyway, believing she can get through college and find another man is wishful thinking on your part.
Austin: Wishful THINKING??
Kate: We should celebrate.

MEANWHILE, Mike and Lexie are also at work, at the hospital.
Lexie: You're in love with Carrie.
Mike: I must be doing a bad job hiding my feelings. Oh, no! She might find out and we might be happy! How awful!
Lexie: Carrie? Figure something out? Four years, minimum.
Mike: (relieved) Good. By then, someone else will be playing me.

MEANWHILE, John is attempting to keep Kristen away from her hearing.
Kristen: John, I'll explain the situation later. I don't have time to think of small enough words now.
John: I know everything.
Kristen: Oh, then you know I'm pregnant with your baby again. (she hastily shoves a couch cushion under her dress)
John: I'll only stay with you until the baby is born.

MEANWHILE, at the hearing
judge: Are you ready to make your statement?
Susan: (wailing) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
judge: What?
Marlena: She's just upset that she couldn't get a better lawyer than Mickey.
judge: Okay, she can leave and you can speak for her.
Marlena: Well-
"Kristen": Let me speak first!
Mickey: Go ahead. It's not like I can stop you anyway, or figure out if I should.
"Kristen": I've changed my mind. I'm giving the baby back.
Mickey: Kristen? Why is your neck twitching? It's almost like you're really Susan.
Marlena: You picked a fine time to become observant.
judge: I don't care. I want nothing to do with you weird people. Go away.

MEANWHILE, Sami is getting ready for the New Year's party.
Sami: I like this dress . . .
Franco: (entering) Hi nefer knew Sa-mee had a vulnerable side. Hile go take hadvantage hof hit. Sah-mee, tha's natha
type hof dress hue wan. Hue are a younk execadive. Imagin yourself in this drass.
Sami: (fantasy) Austin.
Austin: (fantasy) I can't believe . . .
Sami: (fantasy) You can't believe it's me?
Austin: (fantasy) No. I can't believe it's not butter. (he walks past her to a buffet table)
Sami: Maybe I should stick with the slutty dress.
Franco: Stop acting like a lovesick teenager.
Sami: I AM a lovesick teenager.
Franco: Oh yeah.

End of Show
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