July 31, 1997

Here is everything that happened on Days today, with the exception of Billie because no one wants to hear about that. Take a hint, Charlie.

Sami is confronted by her twin brother.
Eric: Sami, I can sense that you're up to something.
Sami: Who are you? Celeste?
Eric: Stefano got me plastic surgery. But none of my hats fit any more.
Austin: (entering) Uh . . . why . . . uhh . . . are . . . uhh . . . you . .. uhh . . . fighting?
Lucas: You know how brothers and sisters fight.
Austin: Uhh . . . Billie . . . uhh . . . and . . . uhh . . . I . . . uhhh . .. fought . . . uhh . . .about . . . uhh . . . dumb . . . uhhh . . . things.
Lucas: Everything sounds dumb when you say it.
Austin: I'll . . . uhh . . . .go . . .uhh . . .call . . . uhh . . . Bo. (to phone) Uhhh . . . Bo . . .uhh . . . can . . .uhh . . .I . . . uhh . . . help . . .uhh . . .you?
Bo: (from phone) Austin, I'm busy enough. I don't have time to teach you how to recognize your sister again.
Austin: (to phone) Uhhhh . . . okay. Uhhh . . . bye.
Eric: Carrie! I couldn't find anything out from Sami. And I wanted to help you before Dad dies.
Sami: (overhearing) My daddy's dying? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm so moved that I think I'll go tell Will how I'm going to hold onto Austin.
Carrie: Let's all go home. Eric can stay with me. My roommateís gone.
Austin: Uhh . . . what . . . uhhh . . . roommate?
Carrie: The gorgeous guy I've been hiding from you and Sami. I'm so glad Iíve got Sami to take you off my hands. Clever, huh?
Marlena: Bye, kids. Eric, I'm so glad you're home. It's easier for me to remember my kids' names when I can see them. But don't take off your name tag just yet.
(They arrive at their apartments. )
Carrie: Eric, he's my father too! I hate it when Sami acts like she's his only child! He had two kids, little brother!
Eric: Uh-huh.
Carrie: You suddenly reminded me of Austin. I don't know why.

MEANWHILE, John and Marlena have troubles of their own.
John: Kristen, get out of here. You've caused so many people so much pain.
Kristen: You devastated Roman and his children by sleeping with Marlena!
John: Not on purpose! You know how much trouble I have figuring out who Iím sleeping with! And that's a fact.
Marlena: Hi, John. I really hate lying to Roman. But I have to keep it up until the baby is born.
John: What baby?
Marlena: Whoops, wrong script. But everything else seems the same.
Roman: Doc?
Marlena: Yes, Roman?
Roman: Remember when we met? I was beer, you were champagne.
Marlena: Didn't Bo say that to Hope the other day?
Roman: All Brady men share the same brain.

MEANWHILE, Stefano is observing all.
Stefano: Soon John will have nothing. Except my daughter, but she doesnít count. I'm such a great father. Then there is my other beautiful daughter, Lexie. I love her so much I'll turn off her picture and drink something and talk to myself.

End of Show
BACK to ClayZebra's INDEX


Disclaimer: This page is for entertainment purposes only and has no affiliation with Days of Our Lives, Ken Corday, or NBC. The characters and storylines parodied are under copyright by them and are used without permission here. The parodies themselves are written and copyright by me. Again, this page is intended to be fun, so please don't sue me.
mm

Copyright © 1998, w3PG, inc.

LinkExchange Network